September 2011
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Seinfeld - "The Pie"
KRAMER: Hey Elaine, scratch my back.
ELAINE: No way!
KRAMER: Come on, one lap around.
ELAINE: No.
KRAMER: It will be a funky adventure.
ELAINE: Kramer, forget it.
KRAMER: Jerry, how about you?
JERRY: I think you know my policy.
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Really Bank of America?!?
You’re going to start charging me a $5 fee for using my debit card? So let me get this straight. You are going to make me pay you for using my own money? Tell me how this makes any sense. Oh right, it doesn’t. I get the economy is bad, but I’m spending my own money and I have to pay you for that? SWITCHING BANKS TODAY.
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Seinfeld - "The Pie"
JERRY: Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice you offered her a piece of your pie.
WOMAN 1: That's right.
JERRY: And you waved it away.
WOMAN 2: Right.
JERRY: Did you give her a reason?
WOMAN 2: Yes, I was full.
JERRY: You were full. So you gave a reason. You didn't just shake your head.
WOMAN 2: No, I'm not a psycho.
JERRY: Exactly. You're not a psycho. You've been very helpful. Thank you very much. Allow me to leave the tip.
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VEGAS FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!
Who should I go as?
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“Did you just roll your eyes at him? Because let me tell you something, if...”
– Elaine - Seinfeld: “The Pie”
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What's for dinner?
Wine and edamame.
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“Sex, Porn, and Cute Kittens.”
– My Brain
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Love is a game...
and you’re the fool who lost.
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“I wish coffee stayed hot longer than it does.”
– My brain
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An insight of my song titles from past to...
Hello Love. You Stole My Love. Fuck That Day. Don’t Hate, Masturbate. Where Does The Love Go? Spread The Love, But Don’t Spread STDs.
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I just poured WAY too much creamer in my coffee.
mmm now it tastes even better.
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“STORM CHASERS!!!!”
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I drown my cereal in milk
and I don’t drink the milk from the bowl when I finish.
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dustonian asked: i cant sleep either :(
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Insomnia is a bitch.
Am I the only one who can’t sleep?
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Anonymous asked: I miss you, LBW!!! - LJS -
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Seinfeld - "The Pie"
KRAMER: There's a clothing store downtown. They got a mannequin in there that looks exactly like Elaine.
ELAINE: Get out!
KRAMER: It's uncanny! It's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, and screwed you back all together, and stuck you on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite.
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“Love it will not betray you, dismay or enslave you. It will set you free. Be...”
– Mumford & Sons
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Awake My Soul
How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyes I struggle to find any truth in your lies And now my heart stumbles on things I don’t know This weakness I feel I must finally show Lend me your hand and we’ll conquer them all But lend me your heart and I’ll just let you fall Lend me your eyes I can change what you see But your soul you must keep totally free In these bodies we will...
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“It wasn’t supposed to be like this.”
– Me
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Seinfeld - "The Pie"
GEORGE: (seeing Elaine removing her shoe) What are you doing?
ELAINE: I got a pebble.
JERRY: Boy, I never heard of that happening to a woman.
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notnamebrandtaylor asked: What kind of mic/setup are you using? I'm upgrading soon and am very much new to world of capturing sounds that aren't my guitar.
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“The truth is only true until further notice.”
– William
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Seinfeld - "The Pie"
JERRY: I'm sorry. There's no reason for her not to taste that pie.
ELAINE: Who wouldn't taste a pie?
JERRY: Audrey.
ELAINE: Dump her.
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briarglenavenue asked: your songs are so cute!
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“Some days are harder than others…”
– My brain
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Seinfeld - "The Boyfriend (Part 2)"
GEORGE: You like Magellan?
JERRY: Oh, yeah. My favorite explorer. Around the world. Come on.
GEORGE: Who do you like?
GEORGE: I like DeSoto.
JERRY: DeSoto? What did he do?
GEORGE: Discovered the Mississippi.
JERRY: Oh, like they wouldn't have found that anyway.