"You must have a good story... otherwise it's just masturbation."
St. Nicholas visited last night and put gifts in our shoes! #veryrussianchristmas
For some reason, it seems people assume we planned our wedding the day we got engaged. Not the case. Calm down. You’re probably not invited anyway.
Peach moonshine, that is.
More wine and heavy gravy? #seinfeld
"I guess." ;)
and so are you.
I want this. #bigfatgreekwedding #gyro #Pittsburgh (at My Big Fat Greek Gyro)
Our naked snow people.
He’s still my special boy. #georgia
Alex wouldn’t pee in the snow. So I had to. ;)
I don’t know how or why I made this face but I am cracking up. Yes, there is a penis and boobs.
8am, in my PJs, playing in snow. Cause that’s how I do.